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		<title>Something To Stare At &#8211; by Josh Blue</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">The first book by comedian Josh Blue!</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.joshblue.com/product/something-to-stare-at-by-josh-blue/">Something To Stare At &#8211; by Josh Blue</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.joshblue.com">Josh Blue</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><em style="color: #1c458a;">**Every book ordered through Josh&#8217;s website will be signed by Josh!**</em></strong></p>
<p><strong>Hey, you! Yeah, you looking this book over! It’s me, comedian Josh Blue.</strong> You know me from winning Last Comic Standing, or getting third place on America’s Got Talent, or maybe you just saw me wobbling through the airport. If you don’t know me at all, I’m the comic who puts the cerebral in cerebral palsy.</p>
<p><em>Something To Stare At</em> is my first book, and it’s all about my life: From my harrowing birth and subsequent emergency flight out of Africa, to sharing a zoo cage with a silverback gorilla, to traveling the world as a Paralympian on the U.S. soccer team, my journey has been as unpredictable as my right arm.</p>
<p>We’ll also saunter through my comedy career, from its humble start to performing on the world’s biggest stand-up stage, as well as my lifelong challenge of overcoming others’ preconceived ideas of disabled people—for those of you who need your inspiration porn.</p>
<p>You may think you know me, but after reading <em>Something To Stare At</em> you’re probably going to know more than you want to. And if you’re still reading this far, just buy the damn book already!</p>
<p>“Josh always shovels his walk in a timely fashion.”<br />
<em>—Neighbor to the left</em></p>
<p>“He doesn’t floss properly, but still has great teeth.”<br />
<em>—Josh’s dentist</em></p>
<p>“Wow, only took him twenty years to finish this.”<br />
<em>—College roommate</em></p>
<p>“Pretty good book for a guy who can’t read.”<br />
<em>—Local librarian</em></p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.joshblue.com/product/something-to-stare-at-by-josh-blue/">Something To Stare At &#8211; by Josh Blue</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.joshblue.com">Josh Blue</a>.</p>
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		<title>Broccoli &#8211; Streaming</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2020 14:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>1 Hour Comedy Special</p>
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<p class="p1">Josh Blue dives deep in his newest Comedy Special, Broccoli, exploring the craziest of topics.</p>
<p class="p1">From discussing the ghosts of the past, those in his home, and the future of his Comedy, you will surely be rolling in laughter.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.joshblue.com/product/broccolli/">Broccoli &#8211; Streaming</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.joshblue.com">Josh Blue</a>.</p>
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		<title>Josh Blue &#8211; Handicapped Placards</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2019 17:26:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Josh Blue - Handicapped Placard</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Big fan of Josh Blue&#8217;s and wanna show it? Grab one of these fun handicapped placards &#8211; no, you can&#8217;t really use them to get a closer space.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.joshblue.com/product/josh-blue-handicapped-placards/">Josh Blue &#8211; Handicapped Placards</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.joshblue.com">Josh Blue</a>.</p>
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		<title>Eggplant T-Shirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2019 18:08:48 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Black Shirt w/ Purple Graphics</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These unique shirts designed by Josh&#8217;s sister from <a href="http://www.myfriendjess.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">www.myfriendjess.com</a> can be seen worn on his most recent tour. Purple design on black t-shirt.</p>
<p><strong>Available sizes M-XXL; please specify size when ordering.</strong></p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.joshblue.com/product/eggplant-t-shirt/">Eggplant T-Shirt</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.joshblue.com">Josh Blue</a>.</p>
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		<title>Broccoli T-Shirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2019 18:02:43 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Black Shirt w/ Green Graphics</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.joshblue.com/product/broccoli-t-shirt/">Broccoli T-Shirt</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.joshblue.com">Josh Blue</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These unique shirts designed by Josh&#8217;s sister from <a href="http://www.myfriendjess.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">www.myfriendjess.com</a> can be seen worn on his most recent tour. Green design on black t-shirt.</p>
<p><strong>Available sizes M-XXL; please specify size when ordering.</strong></p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.joshblue.com/product/broccoli-t-shirt/">Broccoli T-Shirt</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.joshblue.com">Josh Blue</a>.</p>
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